;p

Yes! Thank you for 'congratulating' me
and NOT accusing me of doing things I did not do!

Its 'Inspiring'

Have a great year! I guess!

!

'Privacy is power'
and some people know
how to use it against people
so well!

Without any shame!

I am yawning in FVC class!

!

phases जातील!

Chemistry will always shock me!

I hope it gets hit by a lightening this year!

!

Just remember who patted on your head!
When you were working Very hard!

It was a palm!

Dear, Naidu!

:(

yes! drink that tea!
I have jinxed it!

and NO NEED to be by my side!
there are plenty of people who I will
get defensive and then cry my eyes out!


I will fix my tea cup with fevi quick!

and FYI, witches can hear things
in mind too! You are on a 'witch hunt'

;P

पुणे, मंबई, धकामबा, सगली लोक कैसे 'safe' असतील ?
I have a safety pin in my hand

No one is SAFE!

;p

Dayum!

I have heard it somewhere!

Can anyone tell me whats going on!?

or we have to wait for 'ikbal'?

;p

I am forced to be mean!
People are tearing posters!?

But I found my dammit doll!

I will keep hitting it!

and may the inventor live happily!

will work on the 'validation' issue!

Sincerely!

;p

If people call Malgudi days 'nuanced'!
I am NOT going to work with them!

I call swami a besan ladoo!
and some people should be punished
for making him look 'nuanced'!

Its like आंब्याच लोणच असत,
अणि beets are 'pickled'!

Its like impressing a person,
who has father issues!

change your glasses those are Gandhian glasses!
I have a copyright on those!

Some illustrations from a project!

yuk

;p

And how did you know, someone I know went for a snorkeling trip
Or is that one of your impeccable timing and plan to 'Help Nirzara with the poster and
tear it apart' moments!

You stay AWAY from people I know or I will have you come to Nashik
and feed you to the leopards!

You will be like the dog meat or the bear meat!
Draw yourself, with blood and tattered hair
'everywhere'!

so that your better half can roam around with
bare bellies...crying for your uterus!

Its an open jury and you are DOG MEAT!
'DEVOURED' by your own ill intentions!

what 'Drawing technique'
Don't think that your technique will make me horny!

go to your parents get some perspective in life!

I hope you get slapped by your parents someday!
You deserve it!

;p

Is that my mole!
stop playing John Denver!?

You lived on the fourth floor!
There was 'ample' amount of 'sunshine'

You had to just help someone who worked along with you
in ACT 3 but you 'chose' to play
SUNSHINE!

May be it was your brother's idea!

or your left brain was 'OVERACTIVE'
And you 'dada' was an excuse to fix your stupid broken laptop!

and did he teach you to visualise people naked and show them
like fat sack!? or you just prefer sex with fat-sacks...?!

that you are the 'milk and fat-sack is your 'dada'!

is that how you were 'brought up'?!

Its like your eagerness to come and say to me
'I want to work with you!'

is like a cheap pick up line!

the six months I wasted was the privilege 
to you, that you had a computer!

and I was dead in the lab corridor!

marry some mediocre ass, who keeps visualising you in that glass of milk!

People like you and MC, BC (ABHYA) should be treated like 
'kamwalis!' You deserve that! 

And BC STOP asking questions like 
did prashant - the 3-D faculty ask anything inappropriate to you!?

No you asshole! He was a faculty. and you deserted the lab on purpose.
and I had a promo to finish! Is that the reason you were treated like 
a maid!? I hope I get treat you like my maid!

Stay with your mother Naidu!
If she is sensible!

May be you will learn to draw decent subjects.
and NOT glorify you 'perfect' relationships!

Gau....go...gooooo......gooooooooooo!

And Naidu, what are showing off your AMAZING drawing skills for!?
I cannot draw hands. But you have your left side of the brain activated!

You and nondu tore my poster!? In ACT-2

and now its like, look at me I draw hair much better than Nirzara.

Your colours are like slimy weird coloured minion pukes......
did you tear their poster too?!

Is this what your brother taught you!?

Its like appearing for the jury on blog!

My promo, was lost!
thats why I am angry!

I will try to be not angry.

Sincerely,
Nirzara

modern family' it's baby boy supras' scene

If you are surrounded by people like this

Its okay to get very mad!

;p

Mumbai मधे  'Bhutia' samajache
anek lok 'उत्सुक' आहेत
मराठी 'बाण्याला' भेटवायास!

मि एकाही निवडणुकी ला वोट केले नाही!

Thank God!

मराठी स्कीम्स मधे washing machines विका आता त्याना!
अणि लेबल पण मराठी लावा!
म्हणजे मराठीत भांडतील मधे तावतावाने
गुरख्याच्या अत्यचाराबद्दल.

!

And the blood stains on the back of their dresses would be
a proof for women having uteruses!

sure the white 'sarees' would get stained! but
ppl will learn about how biology works.

;p

This lockdown brought the 6 month's memories
of the NID 'stop motion' back to me...
everyone looking at you as if you have
committed a horrible crime!

yes I do miss the mosquito sprays!
why they are not coming anymore!?

has someone found an 'आत्मनिर्भर'
technique to repel them...

Oh! No offence but if Shivani roamed around
with a lot of oil on her hair...they would just stay
focussed on one head

THAT way we can boost our egos by getting bit
this time by mosquitoes...
to feel good about ourselves!

and 'oil' companies shall thrive.
who cares about the petrol rates!

roam around with oily heads
may be one day we shall learn to repel
carnivores too...

who needs a two wheeler or four wheelers...

Rolling wheels around the street could be a
new sport!

#NID #DAYS

;p

Enough with the introspection!
It's time to 'fix' the external environment!

कोणाला ईजा हो देऊ नका आशा तोर्यात म्हणतात
जैसे काय मि वाघनख घेऊन बाहर पडते रस्त्यांवर!

'खोदापार्क' वाघनखे 'legacy'

शर्वरी अपार्टमेंट, मोठी भींत
भीतीच्या मांगे sewage!

थोबड़ झाकुन फिरैची वेळ येईल नाहीतर काय!