lol

घणेरडी काळी गिधड!

Satish! Just a reminder!

lol!

भ पासून शब्द म्हणणे सुरु करा.

भारी,
भागवा,
भूधर,
भूमि,
भयंकर,
भूसा,
भुसारी,
भुगा,
भारंभार,
भरभरा

आता रोज 'भ' ची बाराखड़ी
lol

Mosquito repellent!

भ ची शब्दावली LOL!

!

https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/

Go check out their website! :)

Bed, bath and beyond!

Purple flower and mosquitoes!

डास चावून चावून 'purple' पडलेल 'हे' FOOL!

:)

To this wonderful Book..
Love you Bijal :)

Cheers!

Give two lights off lot of love and hugs!

Ghora ghora...

राक्षस घोरे!

डास यायची वेळ झाली, आता तर अजून मोठ्याने घोरवा

Rakshas!

अणि दुसरीकडे है राक्षस!
या मंद ला बोलता येत नहीं
म्हणून सगळे बंद करुन ठेवला आहे.

सिहासनावर कोणत तरी फूल आहे

Virtual Sneeze ;p

Someone might have cancelled their train reservations.
Because Hitler sneezed on its colleague's face!


AAAAAAAAAAA.....CHOOOOOOOOO..............

;p

Go follow 'her'
lotuses and snakes...
आणि खुद्द ह्या!
quite a 'combination'

ते गोल दिसणार बुराशी लागलेली पोळी आहे वाटत!

But I think her art is way more that what I am 'interpreting'
ask her if its open for interpretation!

!

Be aware of the KILLERS!
A thriller short story I am working on!

Hahaha!

My pupils scared him!

LOL

Dholay! beep beep beep....

yuk....घान असते ते.....
some college nonsense...

Dholay treasures!

lol

Tok!
Kitawa set re?

जिंकला वाटत
Wimbledon च का एकदम !
lol

Practice......

Thanks वाघु ;p

पीस!

lol

Gawjous ;p
LOL! hahahahaha

!

निर्झरा ने खोलित AC लावला 

म्हणून मि गच्चीवर आलो आहे. 

करोना एक 'सत्य' आहे. ;p

;p

Darn victoria ;p

;p

बेडूक कुठचा

Shaheen bagh :)

May be we can look at women in shaheen bagh doing namaj :)
stand up :)

:)

साहेब मेरा गूंजे अजानो में

शब्द तन खुल जाए तानों में 

साहेब मेरा निर्मल जल जैसा 

साहेब मेरा बहती पवन जैसा 

साहेब मेरा नील गगन जैसा 

साहेब मेरा भोला मन जैसा 

मैना मोरी पंख पसारके 

उड़ जा मुनिया भव् 

सागर के पार 

जहा पर भूत प्रेम की नगरी 

है मेरे साहेब की सरकार!

:)

Hahaha! ;p

उभ्या उभ्या जेउ नका रे!
नाहीतर पैंगोलिन ची
आठवण  येईल कोणाला!

lol!

Corona and Pranayam!

pranayam and all! ;p

:)

;p

I am so tired of this biased..one sided 'BIG BOSS'

hmmm

Just don't tell me 'Pakoda' is the 'validation' meter lol!

;p

'stage' pass hoil vagere thik
Pan 'verse' kuthe aahe!?
Kaivalya wali ekhadi taka...!

'veda mann'

vagere! nahi!?

Majhya US chya gharat baryach
'verses' aiklya hotya me ;p

A Few Good Men "You can't handle the truth!" scene (HD)

OMG! The TRUTH that I - Nirzara cannot handle!

;p

A death in the family SHOULD NOT! be used to pit people against one another.
Pranayam played the game in 2009. As I said......

'IF YOU ARE A WHISTLEBLOWER! 

HOW DID A PATIENT WHO 
HAD A HEART ATTACK TWICE EXPIRE!?'

If you have the information of each and every minute...!
How did this happen!?

AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO DEFAME ANYONE 
A PROPER POLICE COMPLAINT WILL BE FILED!

Judith Kerr, author of 'The Tiger Who Came To Tea' - in her own words

Her books are really a great read!
Do get them online if you can for your kids!

!

Pranayam made a blunder ten years back...
because he thought he knew what people thought!
Out of that guilt Pranayam is forcing his filthy thoughts
on us for past so many years!

Pranayam...is stupid!

hmmm

something I did a few years back.

;p

Pranayam everyone!
by baba well...

while satish is kept in check.....from the movie of course

!

And there are people you will NOT mess with
no matter what you eat, from my life!
Watch out!

Do the 'Trash talk' ;p
in your own time!

lol!

yes look at her
while eating wasabi!

lol :)

He did have one ear :)

A sarcastic 'Haan!' is not going to make corona less of a problem!

;p

aye..big boss! did u think?!

:)

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye

;p

बारकुडी, अशक्त  काड़ी,
काडीच्या हातात बन्दूक,
बन्दुकीत केशरी फूल,
खोलित अचानक येते,
दार वाजवायचे महित असून ;p

I am going to get some 'लसूण'

Hospital emergency helpline number will be given soon!
For Corona of course...

what else...?!
I am not getting a heart attack!

FYI!

I did not take a bath today...
My mother asked me if I did!
and I lied to her I did!

That's called a 'white lie'

A Few Good Men (8/8) Movie CLIP - Jessup Is Arrested (1992) HD

Amen!


don't play the flute or trampoline!

Its sick!

Fact check!

I wonder if I was depressed a few days back because of this mental
torture..and not taken my parents to the hospital and
God forbid anything happened to her or him...

I was likely to be charged for well....

Bullying and provocation is terrorism!

NEVER EVER forger that! :)

and stay out of my comb!
कंगव्यात ऊवा अड़कतात!

You know its a 'कीड़ा'

ऊवा लिखाना मारते लाइसिल!

lol :)

those who think I have germs in my hair...
pat yourself on the back!

and do not show your face to me EVER again! ;p

!

And Mr. Big Boss! whoever you are!
cause I KNOW you are!

DO NOT even for a second think that
you can manipulate me by calling
yourself a 'whistleblower'!

A whistleblower's job is to
provide help in emergencies like
let's say, when someone has a heart attack!

I presume as a responsible 'Non drinking'
gentleman that you are! You must have done that!

'अबे सतीश बंद कर न यार!'
that was my angry sridevi accent! ;p

Whistleblowers are heros...and you are a bully! :)

and I am making this face to you!
you pathetic boneless piece of slime! ;p

'Truth' Delivered! :)

Spirit - Here I Am(HD)

I take advices from my friends!

let good company, be your guiding force! :)

No where else on Earth I'D rather be :)

So proud of them!

for they were the people who were sad,
and urging me to return! from the grief...

:)

lol! :)

All my acquaintances do 'yoga'
and pranayam...

and chant 'maha mrityunjaya mantra'
or may be some other mantra!
at the most appropriate time! :)

(not an act of terrorism*)

Busy bees ;p

If my friends 'drank' I would be proud of them!
social drinking is quite classy I say!
Royals did that! :)


In fact, I am going to Sula tomorrow
and going to try a glass or two....
in memory of my friend who provided
me a shelter a few months back! :)

So.....tomorrow 'sula' everyone!

and of course Mr. Bachan how can we forget you!
Remember my 'Wine' post on facebook!?

'वाइन का एक ग्लास सेहत के लिए अच्छा होता हैं'
'सो बिंदास और पूरी बेशर्मी के साथ' tomorrow Sula! :)

and when someone asks you...
'आप टेररिस्ट तो नहीं हो ना'!?

Blow a bubblegum

and tell them to

'बंद करो यह गोबर' ! :)

:)

lol :) postponing it...

the bubble will be there :D

;p

ooooooooo.....jude the dude is thick skinned ;p
In my opinion - NO he is NOT thick skinned!

!

Good intent and no third party 'supervision'
equals to a good life!

so Badoooombaaaaa :)

बंद 'करोना' देखना! ;p

Highly Recommended! ;p

रस करेले का होता हैं!
कड़वा होता हैं!
लेकिन 'healthy'! :)

To beat Corona, inequality and injustice!

To हम देखेंगे 'gang!'

'Disclaimer!'

every single expression is dedicated to 'Madhuri!' ;P

I am writing this while making 'Haldi achar' ;p

OFFICIALLY ;P

Any misinformation, rumours about any of the people I know
would result in an FIR!

and then

'Satish mat karo'
पान सेरेना, fool सेरेना !

Just reminding!

'The pose shose' ;p

5 P.M. On the terrace!
See ya! Mr. Bachhan! :)

Thank you! :)

:)

Jude is 'Mental' judge ;p

;p

keeping the police informed By the way!;p
So no one acts smart! ;p

CHHATRI KA UDAN KHATOLA

hmm...

Lol! ;p

John's bubblegum! ;p
and jude is on 'फायर'! ;P

OMG! आग लागली!

Jude is a dude!
who is not crude
You may call him a prude...
is that very rude!?

OMG!

Was planning to make an ENTIRE video about it!
But I do not waste time on prudes and fake people!

I prefer the live action version of Meri neeli chhtari! ;p

Good intent! :)

Imagine if everyone blew bubblegums! :)

World would become a better place!

Jude leave it dude!
keep calm and chew gum! ;p

lol :)

NJOY!

who gets offended by bubble gum!?
idiots ;p

;p

(बिंधास काका) - सैलेड ने होतात गैसेस मला!

पोळ्या मात्र गोल!

chewing gum भाऊंचा विषय बाकी खोल!

lol!

njoy! ;p

;p

Haldi masks for sale!
Price will be posted soon! ;p

soap melting for beginners!

https://www.candlescience.com/learning/melt-and-pour-soap-making-for-beginners

Sholay screening!

Sholay screening happening here in Nashik.
Venue shall be given here!

wear the masks and hand sanitisers will be provided
(Hand sanitisers are not free*)

Banerjee

uff Banerjee! main haath chhuda ne ki koshish kar rahi hoon! aur tum ho ke..
matlab....bas bhi karo! ;p

Or I am sending you a notice!

!

Be brave!
Let's go 'No Masks' carona!

!

English vinglish,
Sridev's character was so gentle
But I loved it in the end when her ladoos
get ruined in decisive, very assertive voice,

'Satish band karo'!

Life is like fleeting leaves,
leaf is a पान ....fleeting.....सर

Pose, shose! wah!

?

Yes yes! Corona!
You got a problem if I ask about cornoa?

!

yes! awake and alert!

06 Hans Zimmer - Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron - Rain

Yess! 'there you are!'
what to do!
you and your blog and the 'big boss'

psst......could you tell who is the big boss!?
any hints!?

!

You have been watched not only by idiots but God too!

!

If you have 'balls' pick up the phone!

;p

Yeah!? There is more to it!
picture isn't over yet!

Wait for it!

K3G Huh!

;p

train ka engine!
tabahi machane!

chote 'k', suvarna supari and
along with a 'hope'

I am shooting this shit!
with #notso #aesthetic camera! ;p

TAAAK RE 'GROUP' VAR!

aamche photos hyanchya baapcha maal aahet na!

Aishwarya's 'Bhogsutra' is a #masterstroke

You get it so far!?

!

Matsya nyay?!
is not an acceptable term in human society!
Well put!

Empowered MUST take care of the weak
and empower the weak!

!

OMG! I hope she is fine!

;p

आगये औकात पे!
8 hours sleep, no...
there is so much nonsense
to be written

'Kantaben' Drawing Session!

Life drawing session of 'Kantaben'
Venue shall be revealed here!

and next weeks's newspaper!

Not Okay ;p

Yea! No matter how many times you do it!
This gesture is NOT OKAY ;P

LOL!

Okay!?