Pages

Sunday, August 30, 2020

!

 'khoop maja keli NID madhe!'

makes them know the 6 months they have spent in NID!

Shriram Wadi connections!

Sunday, August 23, 2020

;p

 Mala watla aata Nirzara 'drawing' karna quit karnar...

'Panta'....Jorat ekdam!

!

 Office madhe odhnya ban kara! lol

At least near my cubicle!

!

 The moment someone takes a 'moral high ground'

and starts defaming someone based on the 'character'

Start making fun of them! ;p

Saturday, August 22, 2020

!

Anyone who has a doubt about anyone's orientation,

can call at at 9011266267, for a free sketching session!


!

Dhawal cha vishay nighala 

ki santya kade bota dakhawaychi!

Dhawal chi next delivery Sasntya karavi!

!

 Pudhchya velepasun DHAWAL, Sidh, asle prashna

padle ki, Santya kade gheun ja!


ani mag, mohiti baddal vichara!

and keep a check on pens and the phones.

that the immediate managers carry. 

And whether they are getting 'sara' info

from Mr. Gratuity or santya, bantya!?

Hunny!

!

Tell us what you are doing about a diseased creature called Santya 

letting loose other diseased creatures?

Causing mental distress!?

Thursday, August 20, 2020

!

 Teach your kids to buy their own lingerie and

hope that they will have good friends that they can discuss

lingerie with and elders that they can discuss issues with!

;p

 Tummy tucker ghalaycha mag! 

Mhatlyavar ji reaction yete....

karan hyana aamche open shoulders pahayche astat na!


Wednesday, August 19, 2020

!

 Zoplelyala zaga karna sopa...

zopnyachi acting je lok kartat..

tyancha avaghad aahe...

!

I look obnoxious in a dangri,
so I wear it all the time...

Graphic designers, are available everywhere. 
Why waste money on making futile phone calls.

Drool away!

rehne ki sabse achhi jagah - Aukat!

I wish you step on a lego and bump into a graphi designer 

Chehre ke peeche kya hain - 'Chudail!'



Tuesday, August 18, 2020

;p

Hunny singh la gratuity dya aata!

phavlya velat naak kora mhanav....


;p

 Santosh la sanga, ki aadhi mulina aga 

ani mulana 'are' mhanayla shik.

Nahitar banglyachya 'anyayachi' goshta 

bossbabe la sangnyat ayushya jaycha....

BTW gudgha 'dislocate' zala,

to sandhla ka?

;p

bad!

Friday, August 7, 2020

;p

 Aga bai 'shodh' lavala baraka!

;p

 Ani raag vyakta karu naka re!

Nahitar bhalte aarop lagtil!


Baghnaryuanche #sanskar 

dusara kay!?

;p

 Aamacha 'antarang' agadi 'pweur' aahe!

Mhanun aamhi prateyekala financially fasavto!

;p

#legit

#01

 OMG! Yashi talks like a girl! ;p


Everyday update!

#day01

;p

Lol! Hmmm! Pratahm Books madhun hakalala watta...

zopa kadlelya lokanna! khatewar sadya vikayla bastayet...

 

Yogi Baba from Chumbak

Dholay!

 

;p

 Nakat bota ghal 'Naru,

Atmanirbhar 'naru'.....Putting fingers 

in Hope's nose... ๐Ÿ‘ƒ 


#trenssetters #policymakers


Citizens be like - Face punch?!

Knuckle Punch, anyone?! In the kitchen, on the streets?!

Face punch!?

:D Sakal zali...








Wednesday, August 5, 2020

;p

She 'thought' about breaking a pair of glass!
for an eye roll! And I discussed it for next 30 minutes!

Its 'mixed'

;p

Oh! She looked at the denise wearing chaddi sticker!
in her own house! Let's make THAT the 'star' of the diaper brand!

She has 'mixed' feelings about whether she wants kiss Arun dhrakash! 
Or Girl who thinks she is THINKING about 'Pav Bhaji!'

Good God pav bhaji girl has a husband to kiss! when the song plays.

Otherwise she has caused child abuse AND swings 'both' ways!

Oh! she is staring at her own boobs in her house.

Lets put that on the diaper. May be the parent would learn to
pour some mango pulp in the diaper too!

!

Dasancha apman kelane,
mulane mulila kakhet vilakha ghatla...

;p

Characterless tharavlyane eka mulicha veesh khaun mrutyu

;p

Salmon fish khata khata! Kurale kesanchaya mulicha 12 vya majlyavarun padun 
jagevarach mrutyu! Lahan mulichya angavar padun mulgi chiradli!

'p

Chahat vish ghatlyane eka mulich haknak mrutyu!
dole phodlele sapdale.

;p

radha navachi mulgi bhangarvalyabarobar palali!

;p

Mumbai nakyajaval (tornedo) tornedo.
don siblings uchalalali

;p

Bachhan kaka tar vichar karatach nahit gharat!

;p

Satan lifted the restrained order against me!
Hell has broken loose.

watch out, tornados, beads....

souvenirs!

;p

Mr. Godi recognised and reacted to ' buttons / beads in the vagina!
Watch out people!

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

;p

Dara ughdun dakhva vyavasthit
mhanje milavli...

Dusryanche personal, professional 
relationships bighdavaychya aadhi....

'apprehension' is being cultivated!

;p

Misdirect karayla basale ahet.
He manya kela tevadha bara zala..


;p

Bathroom madhe top kadhala ki,
'green tea'! And Nude session aamhi oraganize kela
ki to 'dhanda'!