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Tuesday, February 25, 2020

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Other person's insecurity is not your weapon!
Unless you are an insecure and a pathetic person!

Conditions apply!


Be careful!

There are some people in this world who will ask
you 'How are you feeling?' and then weaponise the
information to use against you!

So some people don't lack empathy!
They weaponise it!

Then will say, 'You are being too sensitive' ;p

Monday, February 24, 2020

;p

फटक्या मोंज्यातून सूर्यकिरण ऐसे बाहेर पडतात
की DIRECT दाह होतो!

;p

psst....मोजा फाटका आहे ग!

:p

psst...@'ethical' hacker! 

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And its not like I do everything because I crave for 'Praise'
I know I am worthy of praise, from right people!

But I do not let people defame me either!

;p

I am thinking about putting you behind bars!

!

Like if you are thinking about
talking to me through some guy....

That thought needs to be dropped!
It should NOT be acted upon..!

Cause you may end up in jail!

But again for that you need a 'conscious'

'Wah' 'wah'

#initiative #quotient


Conscious

I hope everyone remembers that there is something called
'consciousness' that chooses, separates thoughts!

Provided you have a 'conscious'!

Some people just lack some things!

:)

'Think' its not a crime yet!

think how to get out of bad situations.



;p

'cool'

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Hacker definition!

A campaign over cyber security will be featured on this blog soon!
Until then-

Definition of a hacker-

'Hacker, an asshole having fun!'

Sunday, February 16, 2020

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Form a group.
Count their blinks,
get scared when they move their fingers,
Every small detail.
Make issue of everything they do!
Boycott them if the wink for 5 times!

Sounds like a fun game.

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If you care for your privacy, your relationships.
Please notice every action of some people.
Hold them accountable even for flashing an eyelid.

Count how many times they close their eyelids.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5........!

Mock them!....


;p

I am bee!
I drink tea!
won't you dance around with me!?

किटली मधला चहा किती 'elegant' असतो न ! ;p

lol

रोज सकाळी बरोब्बर सहा वाजता 'bio call'
यावा म्हणून ही खडतर उपासना!

;p

झोपतोस का आता?
नहीं, पूजा घालयची राहिली आहे रात्रीची!


Free will!

Your destiny may put you in a particular situation
but your free will decides, how to react!


Purple monster and Aishwarya the witch

Purple monster and Aishwarya the witch are
hatching conspiracies!

But do not worry,
तुमचा पोपट कसा  होईल ते बघते आहे मी :)

;p

:)


Saturday, February 15, 2020

Friday, February 14, 2020

Thursday, February 13, 2020

#cyberbullying

I appeal to everyone. I am starting a hunger strike from tomorrow.
Against cyber bullying! Whoever feels anything about the cause
can start doing it! And if anyone asks to give a presentation in the meantime
please do it! save some energy 'Don't run away'! Darr 'kkkkeeeee' age jeet hain!


Just do it!

#justdoit !

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Its violin baby!
Sir please ek violin wala pose ho jaye!


Tuesday, February 11, 2020

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I wish I had saved my marriage back in 2015.
I wish I had known better!
But in the age of internet, how difficult is it!

Yes sir! 'post its' what about them?!

You are responsible for breaking
my marriage sir - Mr. Megastar!
Have some shame!



Thursday, February 6, 2020

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Thank God Luisa did not quit writing! Because she was 'wretchedly' poor!
Thats one reason I admire her! :)

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Mind your own business!

I know, what have you been doing
in this country called 'INDIA'

'जी हाँ हुज़ूर' मई नवरत्न तेल भी बेचता हूँ.

I am not a tolerant person!
and I know all the police stations!

So please don't play over smart!
and mind your own business!



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Not helping! Mr. Megastar. Please stop wasting your elastic!
and energy to pull it. No one has given you that authority
and you better stop intervening in all this now!

and keep your 'Chamatkaars' to yourself!















and lecture on souls and brotherhood/
sisterhood to someone who needs it.
I don't! I have not asked for it!

so please! Chamatkar!


Monday, February 3, 2020

shameless!

Yeah! now we all have to bear with Mr. Megastar lecturing over
'Culture'! the self proclaimed 'high ground' this idiot has
taken and with the help of the 'traditional family'!




Sunday, February 2, 2020

'Mirth'

Ignore it and suffer .. digest it and suffer in antibiotic medicated circumstance .. there really is no respite ever ..
Solution .. ?
Write another commune .. the BLOG ..

Don't get delighted with your sadistic 'mirth' 
You shall be caught! 

Idiot!