yuk

;p

And how did you know, someone I know went for a snorkeling trip
Or is that one of your impeccable timing and plan to 'Help Nirzara with the poster and
tear it apart' moments!

You stay AWAY from people I know or I will have you come to Nashik
and feed you to the leopards!

You will be like the dog meat or the bear meat!
Draw yourself, with blood and tattered hair
'everywhere'!

so that your better half can roam around with
bare bellies...crying for your uterus!

Its an open jury and you are DOG MEAT!
'DEVOURED' by your own ill intentions!

what 'Drawing technique'
Don't think that your technique will make me horny!

go to your parents get some perspective in life!

I hope you get slapped by your parents someday!
You deserve it!

;p

Is that my mole!
stop playing John Denver!?

You lived on the fourth floor!
There was 'ample' amount of 'sunshine'

You had to just help someone who worked along with you
in ACT 3 but you 'chose' to play
SUNSHINE!

May be it was your brother's idea!

or your left brain was 'OVERACTIVE'
And you 'dada' was an excuse to fix your stupid broken laptop!

and did he teach you to visualise people naked and show them
like fat sack!? or you just prefer sex with fat-sacks...?!

that you are the 'milk and fat-sack is your 'dada'!

is that how you were 'brought up'?!

Its like your eagerness to come and say to me
'I want to work with you!'

is like a cheap pick up line!

the six months I wasted was the privilege 
to you, that you had a computer!

and I was dead in the lab corridor!

marry some mediocre ass, who keeps visualising you in that glass of milk!

People like you and MC, BC (ABHYA) should be treated like 
'kamwalis!' You deserve that! 

And BC STOP asking questions like 
did prashant - the 3-D faculty ask anything inappropriate to you!?

No you asshole! He was a faculty. and you deserted the lab on purpose.
and I had a promo to finish! Is that the reason you were treated like 
a maid!? I hope I get treat you like my maid!

Stay with your mother Naidu!
If she is sensible!

May be you will learn to draw decent subjects.
and NOT glorify you 'perfect' relationships!

Gau....go...gooooo......gooooooooooo!

And Naidu, what are showing off your AMAZING drawing skills for!?
I cannot draw hands. But you have your left side of the brain activated!

You and nondu tore my poster!? In ACT-2

and now its like, look at me I draw hair much better than Nirzara.

Your colours are like slimy weird coloured minion pukes......
did you tear their poster too?!

Is this what your brother taught you!?

Its like appearing for the jury on blog!

My promo, was lost!
thats why I am angry!

I will try to be not angry.

Sincerely,
Nirzara

modern family' it's baby boy supras' scene

If you are surrounded by people like this

Its okay to get very mad!

;p

Mumbai मधे  'Bhutia' samajache
anek lok 'उत्सुक' आहेत
मराठी 'बाण्याला' भेटवायास!

मि एकाही निवडणुकी ला वोट केले नाही!

Thank God!

मराठी स्कीम्स मधे washing machines विका आता त्याना!
अणि लेबल पण मराठी लावा!
म्हणजे मराठीत भांडतील मधे तावतावाने
गुरख्याच्या अत्यचाराबद्दल.

!

And the blood stains on the back of their dresses would be
a proof for women having uteruses!

sure the white 'sarees' would get stained! but
ppl will learn about how biology works.

;p

This lockdown brought the 6 month's memories
of the NID 'stop motion' back to me...
everyone looking at you as if you have
committed a horrible crime!

yes I do miss the mosquito sprays!
why they are not coming anymore!?

has someone found an 'आत्मनिर्भर'
technique to repel them...

Oh! No offence but if Shivani roamed around
with a lot of oil on her hair...they would just stay
focussed on one head

THAT way we can boost our egos by getting bit
this time by mosquitoes...
to feel good about ourselves!

and 'oil' companies shall thrive.
who cares about the petrol rates!

roam around with oily heads
may be one day we shall learn to repel
carnivores too...

who needs a two wheeler or four wheelers...

Rolling wheels around the street could be a
new sport!

#NID #DAYS

;p

Enough with the introspection!
It's time to 'fix' the external environment!

कोणाला ईजा हो देऊ नका आशा तोर्यात म्हणतात
जैसे काय मि वाघनख घेऊन बाहर पडते रस्त्यांवर!

'खोदापार्क' वाघनखे 'legacy'

शर्वरी अपार्टमेंट, मोठी भींत
भीतीच्या मांगे sewage!

थोबड़ झाकुन फिरैची वेळ येईल नाहीतर काय!

!?

I threw a beggar's child because
(I was FORCED to adopt child!)
to the leopard to feast on!
was that wrong!

'Enter' the castle....plastic surgery working wonders!

Is the 'new plot'

!

Oh! I am sorry
Drinking, smoking,
taking people's sides
for BEING JERKS...

;p

and its shocking that Mayura Datar brings
'puran poli' for me?
Clean your nose with your painted fingers!

;p

Yes! My smoke is too hard to
write down so I keep it on my
walls as a souvenir!

;p

change your face!
or your behavior!

That expression! :)

;p

lizard soup! all over the face!

yuk!

:(

!

;p

;p

I am just putting my big feet in my even bigger mouth...and work...
mind my own business.