Lol

पन पन....... 'पण'
मला तस नव्हता म्हणायच!

;p

lol!

I am going to carry a bubble wrap in the salon that
I go to! So when they use a different towel for everyone!
(which is a waste of turkish towels...explains a lot why we are
a third world country)

I am going to make 'prut' 'prut' sounds out of bubble wraps
and show actual ways of being STUPID!

!

In school when we were enlightened about how girls get the periods..

But we were more worried about we won't be able to 

play Rangpanchami....but the Gods were kind enough

never to confuse the dates with Rangapanchami dates...

It was a laugher out of stupidity pandemic!

Today we are free to make a choice between sanitary napkin brands..

so I was hoping I could explore some illustration styles!

But there is a 'pandemic'!

That the Indian politicians are too dumb to arrange a gynaecologist!

and being appreciated for being 'poised'

May be its the 'poised' ness which is the cause and effect of the 'pandemic'

You know how you smack a TV remote on a cushion to get it work!

I wish I could do that with 3 people at least!

Count how many people do you want to try this with!

Dumb is way too mellow a word! You should hear the adjectives I am
using in my head to describe 'poised' people!

I don't understand does the poised politician has not tried a cup of tea!
Because it resolves most of my issues!

Try to give the poised ness a kick of caffeine!
If even that does not make it resolve it!

THEN I am going to call the poised ness is a pandemic!

Its people who do not drink tea are the ones who are causing the pandemic!

Its like when wending machine refuses to pour chai latte
the feeling is called T- presso!

May be try pouring some expresso! (which is a coffee)
If the machine still does not pour, then by ritual you call it depresso!

(Milk powder does not give a kick) so cannot fix the stupid!

So! This was my press release! I have addressed the nation!

Rest of the day I am planning to laugh out loud till by eyes water!

Do not beg for cooperation! Get a brain!

!

You lift a laptop very carefully!
and you do not write on a doll!

sooo!

To myself!

I am keeping myself safe!

lol

And when people talk about BK Shivani,
खली, वर राहणाऱ्या सगळ्यांचा उद्धार करा.
दाणे देण यालाच दानशूर म्हणतात

wah! wah! wah!

And throw in some 'Robot' jokes,
be sure to receive a 'सात मजलि' appreciation!

And be careful! Because since you are so
worried about your 'child' don't tell them about
the wardrobe malfunction!

Judge and enjoy!

Because correcting them when they wear a capris
is less awkward! As a woman!

Leg finger cleavages are easier to deal with I guess!

;p

मधु  (मध्)  रचनाकराचे 'conduate' असू देत
म्हणजे, म्हणजे म्हणजे आम्बेडकर सुद्धा पळून  जातील
बाथरूम मधून lol

प्रिये मधु इस 'राज़ी'.....Freak show indeed!

lol

विकृतिचे रचनाकार रेस्ट इन पीस!

Something I worked on!

Friends - HD - Mr Heckles

I could open the door! :(

;p

Bad things keep happening to good people constantly.
All you can hope for is, when your turn comes,
you will know what to do. And cope with it...
with perseverance.......really thats all you can do!!

:(

Adultery makes me worried
for when I have a girl,
and she gets hit by an asshole,
who belittles his daughter
in front of her...

and if she does not punch the bastard
in its stomach....then I have put out
a bad example!

Then what right do I have to be calling myself a mother!

And to all mothers who only by an eye roll
steer people in the right direction!

Should truly be admired!

Thank You!

:)

If anyone makes me a monitor!
I am telling everyone to make paper airplanes and throw it
around the cubicles! lol!

Whoever makes the most airplanes gets promoted!

lol

who wants be the rabbit?!
may be 'चिखलु'!?
चिखलु rabbit!

;p

There is a door.
I am calling a goddess name

Like Ambika....Saptashrungi!?
Who knows?!

Some people are doing a hell of a 'job' sticking their
faces!

I could easily call a masseuse to throw some 'मधु'
to remind people of their 'backbone'

You know its a 'spa' feeling!

lol!

'You got promoted!?
Now one day you could become the CEO!'

To which I am like,

Can I be the doorkeeper!?

The biometric is contaminated!

lol!

Plus it has an added advantage.
I can go out in the passage where. there is noAC,
And come in the foyer where there is AC!

Cabins are suffocating!
and being doorkeeper gives me the power not to
reach the cubicle!

lol

Count to 10,
throw a punch at 8

No one expects it..

;p

Seriously!?

'Lockdown 0.5 or lockdown 1' ?!

when I see this sentence!

;p

Anju and Maadhu sitting under a tree!
K.i.s.s.i.n.g!