;p

Jealosy.....bhenchod

:)

jo je vanihhil to te laho...

.

 

:)

 

LOL

'Dehachi' tijori lol

- Maharaj

underarms kashasathi......tar veshyechya potasathi.......

plastic cha 'maal'

jevha normal mulche

'squinted dole'

ani gham......hagu 

kadhtat na....tevha...

ek pay phakavun baseli 'veshya'

eka swacha mulila 'underarms' karun ye

asa sangte.......

Distasteful!

'prajecha' kaul bagha mhanav...pandhara thobad kala karun thevtil

rastyavar chalun dakhva.....'awkward'

Nish.............uuuuuuuuuu

Ki kay mhanje....veshyecha 'kam' pay phakavun bans asta...

changlya gharatlya mulini kay karva he sangnyachi tyanchi layki naste..

tyani jibheche yayam karave...

Tyane je plastic vicar 'gheta veil te ghyava....

laser surgery che side effects nasty he sangava

ani shetat gham galun pikarvlele tandul....

adhich pandhrya zalelya tondat swcha dhuvun khavet..

ani changlya mulini hair wash ghetana baghna he sluts

na 'vote' karu dilyacha dushparininam ahe....

tyacha 'aswad' 'ghyava'

Air frier made dukara ghalavit...ani rich khavit

'Moral' ani 'healthy' advices...aplya 'janmadatya aai' la

'dyavet' itch khara naan mahit asel tar.....of course

Udaya lips....gujju accent

 When 'sluts' talk about 'cleanliness' and 'engagement rings' we all

must litter every corner of their 'house' call call them police 'mama'

Uday and the 'anu' PUSH ups

'Aga' exercise kay.....mumbai chya rastyavarun thobad kala na karta chalun dakhav 

vele parle to Andheri.......kivi. Udaya la lav 'push' ups karayla.....jodine rastyavar kara...

kadachit tithech mula pan baher padtil 'tumcji'

Make up artist che Kalyan asa

Ani tu 'Ranade' shi lagna kelas tya veli swatahlach dhada shikavlas.

Sanskrut' cha! Ata cheap make up artist mhanun naan 'kamavshil'

Braces lavlele daat save kara....

Bakul phulacha jhandu balm zala ka?

Phulancha maramba pan khalla ka?

'Girl' gang......bang bang...

Cooker made bhaat lavta ala ka?

ka tyat pan balm ghalta?

badminton vagere....

Lomotyl gang...

Mama gang natar

2 crore.....

2 Crore...'Tremendous' phasavnuk...

Tremendous slime ;p

TREMENDOUS Green slime

Wah! Some random udhav call girl, 

is pretending to be my best friend 

what a 'TREMENDOUS' GREEN slime

Lisbon

 Bhaware ki gunjan wagere...

Numbers ;p

Raise you plastic hand while you are belittling the person who has struggled for her dignity.

While you were a piece of 'fun' in Lisbon - 'Accent of-course'

;p

Udhava'chi' veshya......sun of a bitch Bangla

yash ghe

'Yash' ghe....kiti ghyayachi te ghe....

to khoop deto na ;p

'energy'

;p

Dhind kadhun 'sati' janaryana madat kara re ;p

chokke dhindicha Bhag ahetach ;p