;p

Jealosy.....bhenchod

:)

jo je vanihhil to te laho...

.

 

:)

 

LOL

'Dehachi' tijori lol

- Maharaj

underarms kashasathi......tar veshyechya potasathi.......

plastic cha 'maal'

jevha normal mulche

'squinted dole'

ani gham......hagu 

kadhtat na....tevha...

ek pay phakavun baseli 'veshya'

eka swacha mulila 'underarms' karun ye

asa sangte.......

Distasteful!

'prajecha' kaul bagha mhanav...pandhara thobad kala karun thevtil

rastyavar chalun dakhva.....'awkward'

Nish.............uuuuuuuuuu

Ki kay mhanje....veshyecha 'kam' pay phakavun bans asta...

changlya gharatlya mulini kay karva he sangnyachi tyanchi layki naste..

tyani jibheche yayam karave...

Tyane je plastic vicar 'gheta veil te ghyava....

laser surgery che side effects nasty he sangava

ani shetat gham galun pikarvlele tandul....

adhich pandhrya zalelya tondat swcha dhuvun khavet..

ani changlya mulini hair wash ghetana baghna he sluts

na 'vote' karu dilyacha dushparininam ahe....

tyacha 'aswad' 'ghyava'

Air frier made dukara ghalavit...ani rich khavit

'Moral' ani 'healthy' advices...aplya 'janmadatya aai' la

'dyavet' itch khara naan mahit asel tar.....of course

Udaya lips....gujju accent

 When 'sluts' talk about 'cleanliness' and 'engagement rings' we all

must litter every corner of their 'house' call call them police 'mama'

Uday and the 'anu' PUSH ups

'Aga' exercise kay.....mumbai chya rastyavarun thobad kala na karta chalun dakhav 

vele parle to Andheri.......kivi. Udaya la lav 'push' ups karayla.....jodine rastyavar kara...

kadachit tithech mula pan baher padtil 'tumcji'

Make up artist che Kalyan asa

Ani tu 'Ranade' shi lagna kelas tya veli swatahlach dhada shikavlas.

Sanskrut' cha! Ata cheap make up artist mhanun naan 'kamavshil'

Braces lavlele daat save kara....

Bakul phulacha jhandu balm zala ka?

Phulancha maramba pan khalla ka?

'Girl' gang......bang bang...

Cooker made bhaat lavta ala ka?

ka tyat pan balm ghalta?

badminton vagere....

Lomotyl gang...

Mama gang natar

2 crore.....

2 Crore...'Tremendous' phasavnuk...

Tremendous slime ;p

TREMENDOUS Green slime

Wah! Some random udhav call girl, 

is pretending to be my best friend 

what a 'TREMENDOUS' GREEN slime

Lisbon

 Bhaware ki gunjan wagere...

Numbers ;p

Raise you plastic hand while you are belittling the person who has struggled for her dignity.

While you were a piece of 'fun' in Lisbon - 'Accent of-course'

;p

Udhava'chi' veshya......sun of a bitch Bangla

yash ghe

'Yash' ghe....kiti ghyayachi te ghe....

to khoop deto na ;p

'energy'

;p

Dhind kadhun 'sati' janaryana madat kara re ;p

chokke dhindicha Bhag ahetach ;p

Banking on Lou ;p

Deepu Gandhari chi 'chavi' ahe ;p

RED ALERT!

Gandhari sathi ubhi rahate...

'

Hmmm

 A GIDI speed breaker ala ;p

Black ;p

;P

DEPRESSED AKA HALF MAD LOKANA VIMANACH KAY GADI PAN CHALAVU DET NAHI

?

school girl who you offered to get drunk near chai gate..

when she was asking for help...

which crocodile are you?

;p

Pichai down...'Atishay' respectable 'bai' the....

respect 'dya' re bheek mate ahe

;p

 I am as thin skinned as my 'plastic body'

as soon as in their house says that someone is gay,

I immediately get 'married'

And look as ridiculous as anyone can look and spend...

and then donate money to some charity

because I am in a married relationship which is fake...\

Ambitious!'

;p

 

This is for 'people' who think they are entitled to 'respect'

and who think they are women'

!

And government who throws transgenders at a woman's face,

is as spineless as the transgenders themselves....a blunder

and a burden on the society

woman with character are not born for sensory pleasures.

They are born to create a healthy and a dignified offspring.

Sensory pleasures are for dogs...

'Fun'

'People' who voluntarily decide to sleep with others

for money are protitutes. Women are not educated to be

'ambitious' Women are educated so they can nurture a 

good character for themselves and for the future generations.

A prostitute demanding equal rights to be as a woman who has 

worked hard to build a character is unjustified.

I speak for people who think they are 'women'

first earn dignity instead fucking around with brothers

and members of the family...

and then ask for equal 'space', and what else can I say

you already are an opportunist!

My new blog! :)

 https://nirzaracooks.blogspot.com

Christmas cookies I made today with Royal icing! :)

still life

 

;p

Karan me straight ahe - Dexie chya 'ruler' la response...

courier service radda forever.....FB likes

Ruler ;p

 

Door Nabhanchya

;p

Take a measuring tape. Every cell in your brain is underdeveloped.

Girl you'r perfect otherwise...;p

Hijada

lalghotya hijadyana me 'cousins' manat nahi.....

tadpole avastha hi duravastha ahi lokanchi dushkarmanchi 'bhet' aste...Forever extinct

Bhintiwar daag!

savant nakki 'bramhan' nastat! ani kahi 'kadoo' experinces nantar...nakki baat baat pe jaat kadhyachi aste

dokyala kay pagoda badhala ahe ka 'phursat se'

;p

 Tuffy the Pomeranian and Krishna Bhagwan ;p

!

Gandari ek chakka (literally....actual)  Marat ahe...;p

Baghu te tari jamtay ka?

bheek pan deu naka re....;p

Sandook!

 

Something I worked on today!

 

:)

period

Anyone holding a Murali is an asshole

Inferior NOT ready to mingle ;p

Sick Celebrated third note....tritiya gender

Dabkhyala 'ocean' mhante' 'Te'-

'kara kara' natural instinct 'Sajra' kara ;p

Tathastu ;p

'logically' Sajra kara....ROFL

Accept you are an Ahole and way below in the evolution ladder.....

Not worth calling a human tooo.....

Accept your inferiority...

and mingle with your own type...Sajara kara ;p

Gatar star! legit ;p

 Gatarachi bhoka Barich 'Khol' astat 'Mothya' lamb....astransathi

Gatar star!

Tom Star...Big problem!

Jerry navachya balala....Aatishay ghanerdya Tom navachya gharya dolychya manjarapasun wachava re...;p

Tom simba pan khato...;p

2 ml shuuuu...

varati bagha shu chya ;p

'TOM(ghare dole) ne kitihi dole mitun 'DOODH' pyaayala nahi tari Jerry hatala lagnar nahi ;p

Aatishay vispharleya hirvya dolyapasun vachawa.....Tomchya....;p

Something I worked on long back!

 

;p

mamala massage malala mala 

navachya kam valid baaine...;p

- Aji

Uncle Kimmel - Dikshit Diet ;p

 

This is the 'uncle' waiting for the massage kimmi ;p

Late nights ;p

Searching for its 'phone'

'Akele' hain toh kya gum hain........lol

Mishi fake hain...ye ghum hain...;p

'rich' lifestyle ;p

tarot day

 

'Bichi'...;p

I am somebody's 'Bichi'

jamindar maal.k'i.n.' kavlya :D

;p

peshwai geli......ani legit apatya 'sodun' geli

Lol

Nakshtre....

Throw a 'Gapp re melya' Shivgami over it

Phull Maaalgadi...

Me malgadi ne jaat nahi lol

Shahala chya aat keede ahet Rao....;p

Give 'BULLSHIT' a National Award...

Or it may just earn one by sleeping around...lol

Vishrambaug vadyat organise kara ceremony LOL

;p

 Gandu chi shuuuuuu pain madhe ahe re...lamb raha!

'Huge' utsavi pray ghala trachea purse madhe

Say NO to 'FUN'!

Dear, Ganpati idol, I am ALWAYS with you.

what they are doing to you is WRONG!

Be an animator, an illustrator!

lol

Anita....kadhi banalo ANITA....Pur, poorrrr.....

;p

Gadi = sadi = yellow eyes = 'pride'

'vichitra' preshit...weak....

;p

Thank GOD I have my taste buds fixated on a cucumber ;p

;p

Addiction - Shimbuu....alulululu

Karunashtake

Grown up listening to these in a family who took care of me as I was growing up.

Don't know what I had done right Ajoba, aji, mama, mami, bhai, vahini, taai, maai,

Grateful!🙏

Worried...for my existence!

Desh haknaryancha tond bagha...

Gadi chalvatat.....ji...

just stunned and worried...

lol

 

Ae Gandu.....lol

ugavala.....aaatishay bibatsa asa Shimba.....

Take care please...trying times...

HOPING but noooo..... hope is another cuss word these days! lol

;p

 simba....chokhun gie simba....tu sweet ahes....

pawawali...beaut

 

pui pui puiiiiiiiiiii....

zadakhali lol

Fun Kaikeyi....

 

be a 'Woman' in a world full of 'FUN Kaikaiyis'...lol

Hair Trans'plant.....

 

hahahahyaaha...kay daat saag kar na 'chu'...yetat ka?

ka piyu lagte tyasathi....

hair 'trans'plant....lol

;p

 

petit la teesrya swarala uddeshun....me...

petit sunburn la sudha...lol

Deal or No deal....

 

coding to breathless.....merge...

'woman' can be saved with this 'merger'

 

b.e.a.u.t.....i..be 'giving' to 'her' - bhaujiiiii....

nachaychi 'mehnat ji ghetli' ahe

'breathless'.....beaut....

Aarambh hai Prachand | Full Song | Lyrics Video 2021

fork off

सामने यह कौन आया - cassatta ice cream - sick class - Dinner table na baaaap - lol

हे हे हे हे हे हे

हे हो ता रा रा र रा रा
हे हे हो

सामने यह कौन आया - cassatta ice cream - sick class - Dinner table na baaaap - lol

हे हे हे हे हे हे

हे हो ता रा रा र रा रा
हे हे हो...ase lyrics wachale 

सामने यह कौन आया - butterscotch ice cream?! - Poop.....💩

Dhasa Dhasa beer.....wah wah! Biryani bucket bharun ahi vicharu naka....'past life yogi'

direct mandi la haath....fumeral kade lansha de nare.....samne.....lol ;p

Breathless Shankar Mahadevan Full Version !!!

fork off! 'angvikhtep' dusrikade Juan kara!

;p

'breathless' war thaythaya nachun...

'woman' hota yet nahi....

tyasathi Janma posun 'woman' asayla lagta...

ani 'women' mujre baghat nahit...ani 'fun' tar mulich manat nahit...

LOL

should I say mine is BIGGER?

NO...Have some fucking self respect!

lol

 'Gang of Ashique'

;p

I hope to find someone who gets 'big' only after treating his spouse well...

'others' are called....sunnyville - star 

bhaaaiiiii 

Values!

The bigger, the sluttier, the 'sunnier'

Bigger it is after every infidel act....smaller you get...

lol

Its a priviledge to have a 'man' who has 'his' values in place..

That makes a big 'man'.....

!

part of a world where love becomes a 'luxury'

and cars become the basic need!

Begadi...

 sets cannot be unhappy, minors can be, who cares!

Fork!

 Starting point is 'they' are my 'best friends'...

!

'brothers' in the family who push sister in an organised 'mental disturbance'

and people who shamelessly say that they are addicted to such brothers...

need to be boycotted.....lets get back to being boring.....

;p

'Gadi' aplya parshvabhagat ghala ani nigha...'sole'

;p

main aur meri beetiyan aksar ye baatein karte hain....lol

underaged girl....point to be noted...

sick!

Hmmm

Ekhadi phasleli yojana rädd karvi...tasa...

!

 

!

Me hapus kapun khate....shalet shikavla hota amchyal...

;p

'sidha' purushana hopes ani fears kasale alet!?

;p

Indian violin 'bat' mhanje 'vatawagula' ne wajta ka?!

fiddler and the bat! ;p

chikhlu ;p

 M.A.D. la khush theva mag job la ahi problem nahi

A few good men

You don't need a patch on your arm to have honor!

In association with @Joyville Homes , here's @sarang sathaye #LiveToWi...

;p

lol.....ghait ahet re...

yuuuuuu....shi yuk!

lemon juice vagere...;p

Haha

 

;p

 I shook my family tree.

and 'illegitimate' things fell down...lol

scholarship questions ;p

Merge ;p

 lava nodding to have made a 'MARK' ;P

Mint

 

;p

petit t la tisra swar asa ram, kasa ram 'as.a' wajto re

Mi Faslo Mhanuni (feat. Sandeep Khare)

Vinchu Chaavla | विंचू चावला | Zombivli | Amey Wagh | Vaidehi Parashuram...

Angaat Aalaya | अंगात आलया | Zombivli | Siddharth Jadhav | Amey Wagh | V...

lol

 Rohini nakshtra 'AATISHAY'sudar dista...merge zala ki

Hhahahahahahahah!

Peacock sitting under 'BODHI' tree! 

ROFL

YO VC!

'Ki holo re'?! Kidneystones...

and sun rays chanting gayatri mantras....

yuk!

Cross Connection - Hmmm

So 'Hrishi misses 'them' so much

NOT the sunrays...But POO and PRA!

Ek mano'ranjan' atmak kahani...

No wonder such ppl remember my birthdays! Ahem;p

But 'NO' thanks!

Do NOT send any of your relatives (wink) at my workplace (Send them to Hrishikesh) ;p

we are NOT on good terms!

cake time! Delivered by not 'cross connection' but by swiggy....

One KG. Black Forest....should I put any names on it...

I will call it cross connection cake ;p

Lol!

 Snapchat down! ;p blush! lol

Checking some 'Stunning stickers' designed by 'dinosaur expert'

while 'sleeping' alone on a single bed! ;p

'Apparently Indian asses are cleaner lol!'

conditions apply ;p

Co-ordianator 'da'!

I was a 'sleeping beauty' from day 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Calcutta chya lavanyawati bharrich sundar baba LOL ;p😆😅

Sketch a day 4 - Picnic

 

;p

 Me --jali ahe ;p

fill in the blank space! 

Manasicha Chitrakar Lyrical | मानसीचा चित्रकार | Pt. Hridaynath Mangeshkar

'Was looking through some 'beautifool' images of Indian palaces' 😜

mor.....ani 'vilakshan lavanyavati' ;p lol

'dying to work with me' ;p

How charming is that 💋

Amphi madhe 'mujra' kar aata...;p

John Denver gela shen khayla!

he aika ;p

Sketch a day 3 - Grilled

 

Sketch a day -2 - lemonade

 

:)

Sketch a day - Ice pops :) 1

 

sketch a day - Ice Pops :)

some prompts I am going to work on :)

:)

 

Collecting flowers! :)

 

:)

 

To fish handis and low maintenance fishes :)

love :)

Today's Work!

 

Vaat Pahuni dis shinala - Lata Mangeshkar - Nirzara Verulkar

Todays work! :)

 

Some exploration! ;p

 

lol

 laaju nakos...pan pad...lol

!

 Phul heart ne loath ghaala bahinichya room madhe shirnaryana...

Respect ani yoga....

 me bayko la pregnant Karen...ani lagech bahinichya room madhe ghusen...

#respect

#niranjan 

Roz Roz Ankhon Tale

Na main dhan chahu.....

Tu Budhi De......

!

 

Snooze and all!

Template!

You are spying on me...dont even for second think that I am okay with that.

I consider you my child, children can be assholes sometime...same 

;p

O BTW Kirti was just like 'WOW' hot!

start behaving your age.

and all the best Annnnnad taking 'waif's name...

ukhana the mhana.

spell check that!

Fifth hand to give tight slap!

!

Your performance in Kajrare was like so good!

I mean just a smooth transition from 'ek beti ko bida karna'

and 'welcoming another daughter' 

you are not answerable to me and I am not answerable to you!

Don't try to get into my pants, bedroom....

#metoo

!

RIP Neerja!

Wedding card I worked on last week!

 

:)

ahem....

 

ahem

Anthem - Tu Ahes Na | Anandi Gopal | Lalit Prabhakar & Bhagyashree

!

Muramba- Title Song | Jasraj Joshi & Mithila Palkar | Amey Wagh, Sachin ...

and back to normal! :)

Ghondal - Majhe Mauli | Anandi Gopal | Lalit Prabhakar & Bhagyashree Mil...

Chef Alice Waters shares advice to her younger self

:)

Note to Self: Vice President Joe Biden

!

!

Yes! Lets all be together.

Cause due to lack of choice I pretend that I have Stockholm syndrome...

Paa...bahut din khel liye!

.

Tyachi baai maj final

My attempt!

Ram ram ram - Lori - Me Vasantrao - Nirzara Verulkar

GEHRA ISHQ Video Song | NEERJA | Sonam Kapoor, Shekhar Ravjiani | Prasoo...

Jithe sagra dharani milate - Nirzara Verulkar

:)

!

The assumption - 'corrupt scale' 

Or it could just be fear, apprehension.

And if you think that the scale is broken'

don't try to break it further

I am not an object that you just throw away!

!

Ha! Sitting over the tea table, deliberately looking at people..

Staring at other people in a way that is inappropriate,

And you call it 'walking together'!?

Pressure, cheap thrills ha!

'soft'

Never mind!

Searching for the puns....

It was the element of your society that

that had created a problem some years back...

Bullshitting me by frivolously saying things like 

'Never Mind' won't do!

It's about trusting people and building trust.

not going out of the way to make them feel uncomfortable!

;p

 Megastar attracted to Bombay Uffs...

make it happen dude...same city why not?! errrr.....

No but old man likes 'basics' I forgot

Reply to Chand baliyaan Nirzara :)

:)

!

If my SON writes a blog and bullies people I shall definitely.....never mind...

Its not criticism...its called provocation...bullying!

Chup ke se! - Cover

Daag Ache Hain!

Bachan and his 'honey' wali 'Phamily' ;p

#daagachhehain

Panama?.....errrrrrr.....woh mat pucho...

'Bahu' mat Kaho naaa....;p

The bigger the scoundrel the bigger the star! ⭐️ 

I mean more likes and followers you see....yeaaaa...BADUMBAAAAA....;P

haat ki 'Rekha'.......errrrr.....I am married....'BASIC'

Zor ka 'seedhe' haat ka thappad jo lagaya hota...

Hari ne toh yeh naubat na aati....

But like 'never mind' ;p

Its all 'hot chocolate'

;p

Yea! some grandpa like people fancy me calling me honey 

even though they are are about to take up a walker.

Pagal logo ki 'Jhund' ka mhorkya ;p

(mukhiya)

LOL

Grandpa with gigantism getting carried away and out of hand.

Ye ghatiya 'silsila' band karo ♦️ 

honey and all...

Lol 

LOVE the treatment! :)

 

Zoya Love! 💕 

The Archies | Cast Announcement | Zoya Akhtar | Netflix India

And finally they are here! :)

I have grown up reading Archie comics. 

Love you Zoya, I admire you! :)

Thrilled!  :) 😁 

#bossbabe

Just!

 

30 Day Challenge - Day 5 - My parents

Day 4 - Places I want to visit

For this I just wanted top draw. So illustrated 'Chavi Mahal'

Just in complete love with with the cobalt blue! :)

Place I would love to revisit!

Day 3 - A memory!