!

Disappointment excreted! trust denied!

Forever 21

!

ड्रेसेस रेंट वर घ्या
वेलोसिटी mutual आहे 

lol

ते एक बर झाल, पैठणी घातली की  सरळ 'do you want the Cansir' वचारव

!

Never water a dead tree.

;p

Drink in one gulp or I will call the police!

;p

Flippancy no joke is actually made,

the attitude that the joke is made,

it armours the soul against joy and it deadens the intellect!

What numbers! 

8 is the thing I practiced when I wanted my 2 wheeler licence!

These days...8 seems like a flippant spat!

Check intentions!

I write for social change! and in a hope
that people would learn to value everyone's else's gift.

So they can find their own 🎁

WITNESS - Stephen Colbert

lol

You cant laugh and be afraid at the same time! :)

lol

Devil cannot stand mockery :)

lol

I am paraphrasing,

'Life's not fair' 

;p

She is completely creeped out.

Cover design!

!

Stare काय करतोस चु

 'भ' ची बाराखड़ी शिकवली नहीं का कोणी ?

पोलिस चांगले शिकवतील

सात मजलि हास्य फुटेल मग रज्जो अणि हनी सिंह ला

Sly 'managing' techniques!

Since we are discussing 'Chinese food'!

I have a doubt that there is a sandwich eclair....
which is makes me LOL!

प्र - र - अ

प्रोटिन - रज्जो - अचंबा

अचंबित करणारे eclair sandwich!

lol

Sounds like a squeaky noise,
sometimes door joints make,
or sometimes if someone
makes noise out of
nails over a bleached board...

LOL!

रज्जो ला ठरकी starers खूप आवडतात.

pedagogy of awesome 'Business'
'four folded'! sly!

धंदा है लेकिन गन्दा है.

क्या करे.....

!

Its like Ross saying 'Tomatoes are important to you!'

I am like 'Extramarital affairs are important to you!'

And then my inner psychiatrist fails!
and starts cracking minion jokes! ;p


Help when needed!
Slap when needed!

'When' is important!

;p

Make managers watch some comedy shows!?
Sense of humour may bring some sensible thinking!

!

Meeting!?

I have some sketching to do!

And then practice some wooodooo!

Oh! Can I borrow your board pin!? or टाचणी ?

!

15 -16 hours meetings?!

What should one do?

Draw something!

जे जे school of arts च सड़क 

infrastructure आठवेल कदाचित

And if people have studied

fine arts, then live sketching is 

not a धंदा!

Fine arts by education and types 

wrong numbers in a mail for a living!

Problem!

;p

Entrance test - terms and conditions

You will NOT be provided with a wacom!
Because in  case of 'emergency'
you may need to draw with a mouse.

What kind of emergency are people planning for!?

And still things drawn with a mouse, are deliverable!?
Because there was an 'emergency'!

Do NOT loathe me with your insecurities!
and leave the society! Be aware, if you are able
to do good for your product! At least!

Power Play!

!

;p

Also movie watching should be the criteria
for upraises!

And promotions!

;p

फार प्रेमळ,  आई,

कसली प्रेमळ, घरी धुते की आम्हाला
(चांगला प्रसाद मिळाला )

?

What is it?
People do not like good work!
Or they do not like integrity?

Or they get manipulated by Honey and Hope franchise?

;p

You read along a story for a publisher which officially runs a
hate club. Then what do you expect your diva to grow up
other than being a slut!

One job she can do without taking her clothes off!

Congratulation!

Who is the father taking his pants off for honey honey?!

Both look equally hypocritical and shameless!

father craves

abis mal!
lol!

!

I work for money too!
Thats why I illustrate!

And people will take whatever
number of illustrations I send!

;p

Power Play!

And then we wonder why the lad did not choose Arts!

Happy Parenting!

!

इ हरामी होर्मोनेस आवर!

!

Yes! there is a fifth uncle!

;p

yes! yes! trips should be animated movies....
and feedback talks should be 'channa mereya'

;p

and.....and conference rooms should be about
me sitting beside someone who I saved and
and who saved me back!

Gundagardi rocks...

conditions apply...

I can take the safety pin away ANYTIME

'Power' play! Have the day you deserve!

Maths! Power labs!

did you water the cheap plastic plants!?

And I am 'goujous' in a western outfit!

hahaha

The diapers should have Pallu and (sallu) Hubby's name..
and call it diaper sutra!

The new NORMAL!

;p

One Taco bell to go please!

;p

Well, if lieu said it!
It must be true!

!

Thank you for letting me know the name.
I was going to translate the lines for Pratham Instead!

!

If the phone beeps at the wrong time!
Then I am going to sue people!

Pray for idiots!

;p

4 people look similar
out of which I choose my kaka!

;p

We are not here for the looks!
We are here for the smarts!

And I am calling it a day!

You are free to deliver an AMZING product
Timeline - Yesterday!

Sometimes I think people confuse

my work for throwing
wasabi crackers in someone's mouth!

That I call miss-Management!

;p

I am watching Maddona eat pohe!
lol

:)

Its a nice strategy,
write scary numbers in the mail, as if writing
funny numbers is your 'forte'!

make people's brains laugh at you
looking at those numbers.

and while laughing at the numbers and/ or
at your intentions....people keep thinking...

why some people cannot 'manage' to put
reasonable numbers in a mail......lol

and THAT's the reason we do not have good products!

We lack at managerial level....
not being able to manage to write reasonable numbers.

And manage to exploit, human effort...

Such people are robots! Great managers!
typing things without reason!

;p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHGqp8lz36c

watch, learn and think before you write numbers in a mail

quality. quantity, power!

Like a constellation, try to connect the dots!

If you want a good product or I would keep saying
that you are a great politician!

Who wasted time in rotten infrastructures
of some of the arts colleges...

Or the rotten infrastructure sucked all the
passion from you.....and you have become
an adult engaged in 'matters of consequences!'

What A pity!

;p

Ultimately we all have to decide what constitutes failure!
But the world is quite eager to give you a set of ideas if you let it!

;p

I daydream!

When I talk about metaphysics to someone
the person would care to google it.
or have enough honesty to say
'I disagree'

And not pass bitter looks to the seniors
for there is a realm where fairy tales are
born and its a sacred ground.

Makes the reality bearable!

;p

I day dream!
that the old lady,
living a few blocks away,
would be able to feel the ache
when a girl child is being exploited,
and for a fraction of a second
the old lady would get a pair
wings like a pixie!

Rise up from her selfish bulky
existence! Access the realm of
intellect! And may have the ability
to bless some two legged womb just like
herself and utter some kind words!

I daydream!

I pray!

;p

Yes draw digitally kids!
Or you may get paper cuts!

Not recommended whilst
listening to 'John Denver' song!

Please!

Kitna prakash! kya kahe!

heritage walk ho gaya, apple tree!

Kya timing, kya soch!


'WOW'! lava'

!

And it's like Don't tell people 'NOT to be superstitious'
teach them the true, logical reason for being a believer!
So people will automatically stay away from such things!
and stop going to 'superstitious' places!

;p

And do not share ANYTHING with people
who run for tea at midnight!

Or are being insensitive to their own hands!

Give them fluorescent markers!
And teach them to draw over their hands!

And please do NOT go with them to changing rooms!

They need help!

and some less of 'unprescribed medicine consumption'!

REMOVE my name from that STUPID stop motion project!

;p

;p

'Rules'

Naidu and Chikhlu
wat A combination!

And 'Dracula' stories!
Wah! Its like watching people
fall for the best animator in the country
in the lab all over again!

Pink cheeks and all!

'Palm' is a tree also!

So plant a tree! water it!

and what can I say about the office plants!
they resemble the pots I had in my balcony!

except plastic looks cheap and I do not buy cheap things!

And about Vitiligo!

Its NOT contagious!

So when someone brings it up!
Act like a grown up!

Instead of referring to them as 'untouchables'

Conditions Apply!

And Naidu get a life! and change the colours!
Less nuance! please!

Anyone has any idea who stole my handwork
for comic book workshop?

I had kept it near BMW!?

When I went to pick up chai I had ordered....?!
And try to be human, in offices!